“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.”
“Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.”
“Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
“Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.”
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
“Every man is his own hell.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”